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This made my balls retreat so far into my body, that at one point I was rocking three adam’s apples.
Why are people even looking at the other booths in the background? I would be stuck at that booth all day until it got all creepy-like and they would have to kick me out.
If I was the guy who owned that boat (I wish), and I noticed that it was being lowered on to the water with just some wooden logs (very classy by the way) and at an extreme angle, I would … Continue reading
Oh, Internet. We had a few fights last night, but we made up. And it was all good (aww yeah!) Then you had to pull this crap on me? On a MONDAY? I’ve been there for you every time you … Continue reading
OK, wait, refresh my memory… Choking the chicken… spanking the monkey… and… hammering the meat? Whacking the steak? Nailing the beef!? Mauling the meat?? Beating the meat!! I think I got it! So ‘no not-masturbating, and for twelve hours’? That’s … Continue reading