Every Thursday or Friday I am going to post some of the new movie trailers that have been released during the week!
Let’s start it off with:
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
I enjoyed the first one with all the tomfoolery and wacky antics of the two charming lead actors. The 2nd one was uhh … a little nuts and pointless? Cock meat sandwich! What? And now there’s this … which is basically a bunch of random scenarios that make no sense! What is even going on? You know what, though? I don’t care and I will watch the shit out of it.
Nonetheless, please go away, 3D. You are ruining stuff!
The only two things I have to say about this trailer is how horrible the voice over guy is and ‘whatever’.
Beware the Gonzo
Ok, alright. I’ll probably feel good after watching it, so there’s that.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green
I really hope he scored the winning goal! Can he only do that once, though? That would be unfortunate! I bet after he accomplishes everything his parents wrote down on those pieces of paper, he will die in a very sad way. SPOILER! Anyhoo, this movie could be horrible or it could be OK. Probably horrible. Who knows! I probably will never find out.
This looks funny! ‘Adventures in Babysitting’ the sequel, but it will actually be good! Also AHHHHHHH!! Jonah! What happened to you? You look sick! Are you OK? Do you need a sandwich? I hope he didn’t lose his funny along with that weight!
See you next week!