I love Major League Baseball. One of the reasons why is because stuff like this happens exclusively to this sport because of the downtime between innings. In this instance, a tough looking security guard (who is definitely, probably catnip to the ladies) seems to mean business, but then proceeds to show us all why people need to watch more of this sport. Is he REALLY a security guard? WHO KNOWS!? Who cares? All security guards SHOULD have a dance. Everyone should have a dance. The world needs it.