Just One Of Those Videos That Show Up Now And Again

Yeeeeeah, here we go.

This Man Has Lovely Manners

I know most people on this show do not possess the capacity for embarrassment, but hold the door open for a brother!

Plastic Bag Had Enough Of This Boring Interview

You know, it’s the simple things in life that make me happy, which is probably the case for many people. Ice Cream? Hand it over. A beer in the evening? Yeah. Bag in face? Life is complete.

Sit Down And Shut Up

Here is a video dedicated to my childhood:

This Week In Movie Trailers! (The Not-So-Many-To-Choose-From Edition)

Woa, slow week for movies!

You know how sometimes there are actually too many trailers released during the week? It can get kind of annoying. I love a sack full of trailers as much as the next guy, but at a certain point you’re like, “enough with all the trailers!” But then, some weeks there aren’t enough!  Like this one! Oh well, that’s just the way life goes, I guess.

A Warrior’s Heart

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Beauty And The Beast 3D

Whhaaaaat. Hahaha. Is it better in 3D? Is it? I remember seeing this movie with my sisters and I kept wondering why I wasn’t watching Terminator 2 with my crazy friend who had 10 potato guns. I wonder if he ever got that hip replacement.

The Woman In Black (Trailer #2)

I talked about this last month I think, and said it looked really good and that I would most likely see it. My opinion has not changed! When’s lunch, anyway?

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes Of All Time

Why does it just seem so right when Arnold does it?

 

This Week In Movie Trailers! (Brave, Gone, Snow White And The Huntsman, And More!)

Hey guys! I’m back. Tons of ‘interesting’ trailers this past week, so I thought I would stop by and make some time for another edition of This Week In Movie Trailers!

Brave

I think we all know by now that you can’t go wrong with Pixar. The only film in their repertoire that I have not seen was Cars  because I have a fear of anthropomorphic, talking motor vehicles. Their mouths are so big! Anyway, this movie looks very Pixary so me go watch movie.

Gone

I like Amanda Seyfried. I also think she’s very attractive despite her eyes being too far apart. But, I don’t know. Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t think it’s cool or interesting and it does not fill me with excitement. Next trailer, please.

Hunger Games

Sooo this is what the whole fuss is about. I don’t know. I mean, know the novels are beloved or whatever, but I’m not sure if this movie is for me. It could be great, though! I never thought I would like Harry Potter, never reading the books, but it ended up being one of my favourite movie franchises of the past 20 years. So, maybe I can give it a chance? Will wait for reviews. Next!

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Hahahah Oh man.  I think I’ve seen better special effects on my grandmother’s quilts. I did saw the first Journey film, and it wasn’t BAD or anything, but this looks like a horrible direct to DVD or SyFy TV movie.  Michael Caine, what are you doing here?

Snow White and The Huntsman

Just what we all need: an edgy take on the Snow White fairy tale! Alright, Kristin Stewart, let’s find out if you can smile!

Mirror, Mirror

This time, clown actress and American sweetheart, Julia Roberts stars!  Ok on a serious note, this movie looks really bad and choppy and like a weird Tim Burton rip-off with horrible dialogue.

“SNOW WAY!” hahaha.

This Rap Song Cover Sheds Light On Rap Music

This highly entertaining video brings to light that rap lyrics make no sense. Or maybe they do and I just don’t make any sense. I have no idea! Oh, and hi guys!

Hey, Guys, Just a Note About The Site

My work load has sky rocketed suddenly and since I am the only one who writes for Danger Joe, content has been little to none as of late. I’m just trying to work out my schedule and adapt to my new work-related ventures to see how I can fit Danger Joe in the mix. It seriously is bothering me that I don’t have time to write and post stuff for the website and I am actually stressed out about it.

Don’t fret, though! I will be back once I get settled in and I will also be posting here and there in the mean time. So please, get off that balcony and don’t jump! I love you, guys!

‘Saints Row: The Third’ Looks Ridiculous

And when I say ridiculous, I mean amazing. I know I don’t post many things about games on Danger Joe, but I just could not pass this up. Fart bombs and purple dildo swords; you name it, it has it.